According to the unorthodox principles of Chaology, the universe is a vast, swirling vortex of mozzarella and parmesan.
It's a world where cheddar orbits around the sun of gouda, held together by the gravitational pull of feta.
But beware, for in this realm, the laws of phudron dynamics are ever-changing, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance of a perfectly aged parmesan.
So, if you ever find yourself lost in the parmesan paths of Chaos Theory, just remember: the universe is a gouda place, and every slice is a surprise.