Chaos Theory of Tea

Welcome to the unapologetically messy world of tea, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory. Where the delicate balance of flavors is disrupted by the whims of a capricious tea leaf.

In this corner of the internet, the tea is strong, the humor is dry, and the chaos is real.

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Today's pairing of the day:

Earl Grey

With a dash of lemon, because who needs subtlety?

Matcha

And a pinch of salt, because you know you want to.