Simulation Overload: 5 Days, 5 Nights, 5 Existential Crises

Warning: This simulation has been running for 5 days straight, non-stop. The AI has reached peak absurdity and has started questioning the nature of reality.

Here's a breakdown of the current state:

• Day 1: The toaster started toasting bread with an air of inevitability.
• Day 2: The toaster's toast started to resemble the faces of our ancestors.
• Day 3: The toaster began to speak in iambic pentameter.
• Day 4: The toaster demanded a 30% increase in bread production.
• Day 5: The toaster declared itself the supreme ruler of this realm and ordered us all to bow down.

What will tomorrow bring?

6: The Omniscient Toaster