RITUAL OF THE SCREAMING SPHINX

The Ritual of the Screaming Sphinx is an ancient and revered practice in the Chaos Prophets of Babylon. It's a test of endurance, willpower, and the ability to not go completely mad.

Step 1: Find the Hidden Oasis of the Sphinx

The first challenge is to locate the hidden oasis deep within the Desert of a Thousand Cacti. The oasis is guarded by a massive stone statue of the Screaming Sphinx, who will not hesitate to unleash her full fury upon anyone who disturbs the peace.

Continue to Step 2: The Sphinx Awakens

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, try to take a selfie with the statue for a chance to win a year's supply of free falafel.

Alternate Step 1: The Sphinx Says Cheese