Desserts of Destruction

Warning: the following desserts are not for the faint of heart.

• Chaos Cakes: Our most popular dessert, these dense, moist cakes are made with a special blend of explosives and despair.
• Pancakes of Pain: Flapjacks made with a side of existential dread.
• Sundaes of Self-Doubt: A creamy, dreamy mess of a sundae that'll leave you questioning every life choice you've ever made.