Secret Menu

Today's Specials

• Pancakes with a side of existential dread
• Mystery Mushrooms: Because you never know what you're getting
• Cursed Cereal: It'll haunt you for eternity

Classic Chaos Favorites

• Chaos Burger: Our take on the classic, but with a dash of chaos
• Chaos Wings: Because who needs a steady heartbeat, anyway?
• Chaos Nachos: A mountain of cheese, a sea of uncertainty