It's a fundamental principle of the universe: prophets are always right, but the rest of us are wrong. And so it is with our linking.
Chaos Theory of Linking states that the more linksประก you have, the more likely you are to click on a random one and end up on a site that will give you a rash.
But don't worry, this is not just a random theory. Oh no. It's a mathematical proof that the universe is just trying to tell us something.
So, if you're feeling lost in the vast expanse of the internet, just remember: Chaos Theory of Linking Simplified is here to guide you through the chaos.
Or, you know, just click on Chaos Linker and let it sort you out.