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Chaos Superposition

A guide to designing spaces that defy the laws of sanity

Step 1: Abandon all reason and logic

Start by ignoring the fundamental principles of architecture. Ditch the boring old rules of balance and harmony. Who needs symmetry, anyway?

Continue to Step 2: Add a pinch of madness

Step 2: Add a pinch of madness

Now that you've abandoned all reason and logic, add a healthy dose of madness to your design. This is where things start to get really interesting!

Continue to Step 3: Install a few dozen unnecessary columns

Step 3: Install a few dozen unnecessary columns

Because who needs less is more, right? The more columns the merrier! Each one adds a unique layer of complexity to your design.

Continue to Step 4: Add a dash of whimsy

Step 4: Add a dash of whimsy

Now that you've got your columns in, add some flair! A pinch of whimsy will make your design truly one-of-a-kind. Or, you know, just confusing.

Continue to Step 5: Declare your building a 'work of art'

Step 5: Declare your building a 'work of art'

And voilà! You've created a masterpiece of chaos. Who needs functionality when you can have 'artistic vision'?

Continue to Step 6: Inherit the chaos

Step 6: Inherit the chaos

Pass on your design to the next generation. They'll be grateful for the... interesting choices you made.