MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

We at Chaotic Architecture are on a mission to design structures so bewildering, so bewilderingly complex, so bewilderingly breathtakingly awful that our clients will question every decision they ever made in life.

We specialize in buildings that defy the laws of physics, logic, and basic human decency. Our clients love us because we make them feel like their neighbors hate them.

Our portfolio includes, but is not limited to:

• The Rotating Castle – a 10-story skyscraper that rotates like a top in 5 different directions at once, making it impossible to find the entrance.
• The Bridge to Nowhere – a 5-mile-long bridge connecting two separate islands that don't actually connect.
• The Invisible Building – a skyscraper made of mirrors that reflects every possible color of the spectrum, making it invisible in all lighting conditions.