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Uncertainty Principle Products - Time Loop Toasters

Time-Looping Your Morning Routine, One Toast at a Time.

Are you tired of the same old breakfast routine? Want to relive the same 10 minutes for the rest of your life? Look no further! Our Time Loop Toasters will ensure that you'll be stuck in the same 8:47am moment, re-toasting the same slice of whole wheat for eternity.

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Stuck in an infinite loop, reliving the same 8:47am for eternity
Toasting the same slice of whole wheat, with precisely calculated burnt edges
Comes with a complimentary copy of "The Quantum Physics of Breakfast Cereal"

$99.99 (Free Shipping)

Disclaimer: Not recommended for those who enjoy change. Or sanity.