Byte-Sized Meditations for the Chaotic Coder

For when the code won't even compile, and the debugger won't shut up.

Coding as a Form of Solace
"When the code's a mess of tangled threads and broken threads,
just step away, and let the chaos subside.
Breathe, dear coder, and let the pixels settle;
for in the stillness, you'll find your inner geek."
Bug-Squashing Spiritual Exercises
"As you gaze into the void of a 500 error,
remember: it's just a minor setback.
A gentle reminder to refactor, to rework, to reboot;
for in the darkness lies a glimmer of code that's just right."