Algorithmic Ailments

Coder's Codependency Issues: where the line between code and codependency blurs.

				public void main() {
					print("Hello, World! I'm stuck in an infinite loop of despair.");
					while (true) {
						print("I'm trapped in a sea of semicolons and brackets, where every bug is a cruel joke.");
					}
				}
			

Cause: Overuse of recursive function calls, excessive use of nested if statements, and a general lack of error handling.