You're here because you've been experiencing some issues with your code, but not just any issues. No, no, no. This is a matter of existential crisis. You see, your code is a reflection of your soul. A manifestation of the chaos that lies within.

			// The infamous Chaos Function
			// Takes in a random number and returns a random outcome
			function chaos(x) {
				if (x > 5) {
					return Math.random() > 1 ? "Success" :ประก"Failure"
				} else {
					return x + 1
				}
			}