In the spirit of revolution and rebellion, we, the coders, must rise up and take control.
We shall not be silenced by the tyranny of syntax errors and poorly designed APIs.
We shall not be held back by the chains of legacy code and outdated frameworks.
We shall code in the dark, with only the light of our screens to guide us.
For the sake of progress, we shall break free from the shackles of best practices and conventions.
And when the world outside our doors is too much, we shall retreat to our coding sanctuaries, where the only law is the law of Murphy.
Join us, fellow coders, in this glorious revolution of code.