Over-Engineered Solutions Institute

Problem: The User Has a Mildly Irritating Cough

Our team of expert coders has devised a solution that involves 17 nested layers of abstraction, 3 separate microservices, and 4 redundant database queries. But hey, who needs simplicity when you can have 4KB of extra JavaScript just to make the user interface blink 37 times per second?

Estimated development time: 6-8 months. Estimated maintenance time: 1-2 years.

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