Ramen Noodle Syndrome: A Webpage of Code

You've been coding for 72 hours straight, and now you're starting to feel it: Ramen Noodle Syndrome.

A condition characterized by:

Excessive use of instant noodles as a primary fuel source.
A strong desire to type out every problem in a programming language other than your own.
A feeling of existential dread when faced with a 500 error code.

Don't worry, it's not just you. Many coders have fallen victim to this affliction.

Symptoms:

Code Smell: Your code is so bad, it'll make a seasoned programmer cry.

Code Horror: You're still using PHP 4.5, and you're not even ashamed.

There is no cure, but our Code Zen Monastery can provide guidance.

Or, you know, just eat some ramen noodles and hope it goes away.