Algorithmic Austerity: A Coder's Descent into Madness

You've reached the depths of the code abyss, where the only law is the algorithm.

				public class AlgorithmicAusterity {
					private void main() {
						while (true) {
							System.out.println("You will never escape!");
						}
					}
				}
			

Here, the only currency is lines of code, and the only god is the CPU clock cycle.

Join us on our journey to the center of the code universe, where the only truth is in the loops.

• Learn how to tame the loop of steel
• Bask in the glory of infinite repetition
• Get therapy for your monotony addiction