Warning: Procedural Prophesying may cause excessive use of semicolons, leading to recursive loops of doom.
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These sneaky little symbols have been known to cause anaphylactic reactions, especially in large doses.
When functions call themselves, and then call themselves again, and again, and again... it's a recipe for disaster.
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