Procedural Prophesying

Warning: Procedural Prophesying may cause excessive use of semicolons, leading to recursive loops of doom.

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Causes of Procedural Prophesying

1. Semicolons gone rogue.

These sneaky little symbols have been known to cause anaphylactic reactions, especially in large doses.

2. Recursive functions gone awry.

When functions call themselves, and then call themselves again, and again, and again... it's a recipe for disaster.

3. Inconsistent indentation.

Don't get caught in a sea of inconsistent spacing – it's a slippery slope, trust us.

Symptoms of Procedural Prophesying

1. Excessive use of console.log.

When your console is filled with messages, it's a sign you're in trouble.

2. Code that's been rewritten 37 times.

Don't let your codebase become a maze of twisty little turns – you'll never find your way out.

3. Inability to shut down your IDE.

When your code's on fire, and you can't escape the flames...

Treatment Options

1. Coder Therapy

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2. Looping Laments

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