Step 1: Initial Incursion

You've entered the recursive abyss, where functions call themselves, and sanity is but a distant memory.

Here, you'll find an endless staircase, each step leading to the next, a never-ending descent into the heart of code.

Will you find your way out, or will you forever lose yourself in this hall of mirrors?

Proceed to Step 2: The Infinite Loop of Self-Reference

Or, if you're feeling brave, jump ahead to Step 3: The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Recursive Loop