Codependent Stare: A Recursion Recovery Center

Welcome to the Codependent Stare, where the recursive abyss awaits. We're here to help you recover from the crushing despair of nested loops, the soul-crushing terror of tail recursion, and the existential dread of function calls.

Our state-of-the-art facilities feature:

• Monsters of the Stack: Our expert team of code therapists will help you tame the beast of recursive depth.
• Monday Madness: We specialize in treating algorithmic anxiety disorders, because Mondays are hard.
• Terminal Tantrums: Don't get left in the weeds! Our team will help you recover from terminal tantrums and get back to coding.

So why wait? Consult the Omniscient, our all-knowing code sage, and let the Codependent Stare guide you towards recovery and recursion-free living.