Techno-Panic: The Code Clinic

Where code goes to cry, and sanity goes to therapy

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Code Fragment 314159

        
          var techno_panic = {
            'symptoms': [
              'inability to write clean code',
              'excessive debugging time',
              'frequent coffee consumption'
            ],
            'causes': [
              'inadequate whitespace',
              'inconsistent indentation',
              'untested code'
            ]
          };
          console.log(techno_panic.symptoms[0]); // prints: "inability to write clean code"