Chaos Ensues
Our Code is So Bad It'll Never Work
Warning: the following code is a ticking time bomb of bugs and errors.
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// This is a code snippet that will probably break the internet
// or at least your cat
//
// var cats = 5;
// for (var i = 0; i < 10; i++) {
// console.log("MEOW");
// alert("CATS");
// }
//
// var x = 1;
// while (x < 1000000000) {
// x = x * 2;
// console.log(x);
// }
//
// var y = 1;
// for (var z = 0; z < 10; z++) {
// y = y * 2;
// console.log(y);
// }
Don't worry, we promise not to actually run this code on a production system.
Our team of expert coders has reviewed and tested this code, and we're fairly certain it won't cause any issues... maybe.
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