Refactoring the Monster Codebase

Because who needs clean code, anyway?

Step 1: Rip it out

Remove all the commented out code. It's like spring cleaning for your brain!

Step 2: Rip it up

Substep 1: Unleash the regex demons

Use regular expressions to tame the beast!

Substep 2: Call the codebase's therapist

Maybe it just needs some therapy...