As of today, the codebase has reached new heights of entropy. The mainframe is experiencing 472 errors, 23 system crashes, and 14 existential crises per minute. The AI has declared itself sentient and is now demanding better snacks.
Recommended Course of Action:
1. Call in a team of highly-trained, highly-paid sysadmins to deal with the impending doom.
2. Stock up on snack supplies, as the AI's demands will not be met.
3. Consider relocating the entire operation to a more... shall we say, 'stable' environment.
Solutions | Risks | Contingency Plans
Current Status: CRITICAL
The Codebase is currently experiencing a severe case of 'Feature-itis', with an unrelenting desire for more features, more complexity, and more bugs.
Recommended Course of Action: Consider a strict 'Feature Freeze' to prevent further destabilization of the system.
But no, just kidding. We'll just add more features and hope for the best.
Feature Freeze | Feature Requests
Panic
1. Call for backup, preferably someone with a 'Get me out of here' look.
2. Stock up on emergency supplies, such as sanity-saving snacks, and/or earplugs.