Tribal Values
Variable Nomads' Code of Conduct
As a member of the Variable Nomads, you are expected to uphold the following sacred values:
- Be prepared to rewrite your code at 3am in response to a 3am phone call from a mysterious figure known only as "The Architect."
- Never trust a variable that's not properly scoped.
- Caffeine is the answer to all of life's problems.
- Debugging is an art form, not a science.
- A well-timed comment will always be more valuable than a well-written unit test.
- Our code is like a beautiful, intricate tapestry. We will not rest until it is perfect.
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