Tribal Values

Variable Nomads' Code of Conduct

As a member of the Variable Nomads, you are expected to uphold the following sacred values:

Be prepared to rewrite your code at 3am in response to a 3am phone call from a mysterious figure known only as "The Architect."
Never trust a variable that's not properly scoped.
Caffeine is the answer to all of life's problems.
Debugging is an art form, not a science.
A well-timed comment will always be more valuable than a well-written unit test.
Our code is like a beautiful, intricate tapestry. We will not rest until it is perfect.