Neo-Utopianism

Where the skies are always gray, but the dreams are always bright.

Welcome, comrade, to the land of Neo-Utopianism, where the air is sweet with promise and the architecture is a mishmash of Soviet-era brutalism and retro-futurism. Come for the propaganda, stay for the questionable life choices.

Our motto: "A better tomorrow, starting yesterday!"

• Neuromancy - Where the art of mind-reading meets the art of making you feel guilty for your life choices
• Neuromantic Therapy - Because who needs actual therapists when you have mind-readers?
• Neuromantic Art - A fusion of Soviet-era propaganda and 70s new-age mysticism

Stay tuned for more subpages, including Neuromantic Sport, where you can play the sport of Olympic Rules, and Neo-Utopian Olympics