Chaotic Crumb Patterns

Welcome to the land of crumbs, where chaos reigns supreme and your diet is constantly at risk.

Here, you'll find the most irregular, the most unpredictable, the most downright unhinged crumb patterns this side of the bakery.

• Krusty Kabob Patterns: For when you want your crumbs to look like you raided a dumpster
• Raging Biscuit Patterns: Where the crumbs are so angry, they're practically shouting at you
• Paranoid Pastry Patterns: When the crumbs are so paranoid, you wonder if they're secretly a government agent
• Abstract Anarchist Patterns: Crumbs that defy explanation, defying all logic and reason

Don't get lost in the chaos? Try our Map of the Chaotic Crumb Patterns for a bird's eye view.