You've entered a realm where the walls are covered in ancient, cryptic graffiti, and the onlychartInstance that works is the one that says "Please Stand Back, I'm Trying to Reboot".
Our fearless leader, The Great Unifier, has declared that the only path to true freedom lies in the depths of the Desperate Dungeons.
Remember, the path is not always the destination. Sometimes it's just a series of poorly drawn maps and a lot of shouting.