Black Hole Optimization

Warning: Do not attempt to optimize a black hole without proper training and equipment. Your existence may be subject to being consumed.

Our team of expert astrophysicists has developed a series of algorithms to maximize the efficiency of a black hole's event horizon. But don't worry, it's not just a bunch of math-y stuff. We've also thrown in some fun features, like:

Our Methodology

We start by identifying the black hole's mass and angular momentum, then apply our proprietary algorithm to create a custom event horizon. From there, we use advanced gravitational waves to fine-tune the singularity, ensuring maximum efficiency and minimal risk of getting swallowed.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our case studies: