Welcome, brave adventurer! You have stumbled upon the infinite labyrinth of Quantum Quagmire.
We're still trying to figure out what it is. Some say it's a dimension, others claim it's a sentient being. All we know is it's got lots of weird doors that don't open.
We're stuck on Level 42.
Our estimated time of escape: Unknown.
"I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm sure it's wrong." - Anonymous Quagmire Dweller
"The only way to escape is to find the exit. Or is it?" - Dr. Quagmirestein