Zorvath is a 30-something year old, slightly overweight, and extremely confident individual with a penchant for bad fashion sense and poor decision making. He is a master of the ancient art of "procrastination" and can often be found binge-watching reruns of "Days of our Lives" on his couch.
Zorvath's greatest achievement is his impressive collection of novelty socks, which he has managed to accumulate over the years through a combination of thrift store visits and online shopping sprees.
Despite his questionable life choices, Zorvath is secretly a skilled artisanal jam-maker and has won numerous awards at the annual "Festival of Flavors" in his hometown of Nowheresville, USA.