Zorb's Chronology: A Series of Events

Here's a list of Zorb's most notable events, in reverse chronological order:

2021: Zorb Steals the Last Donut in the Break Room

Zorb's legendary donut heist took place on a Tuesday, when he snatched the last donut from the break room fridge, leaving his coworkers with nothing but regret and stale coffee.

2019: Zorb Invents the Farting Machine

Zorb's Chronology: A Series of Events

Here's a list of Zorb's most notable events, in reverse chronological order:

2018: Zorb Invents the Disintegrating Toilet Seat

Zorb's innovative toilet seat design was meant to be a game-changer, but it ended up being a game-breaker. It's a wonder anyone used it at all. The smell still lingers.

2017: Zorb Steals the Last Donut in the Break Room

Zorb's legendary donut heist took place on a Tuesday, when he snatched the last donut from the break room fridge, leaving his coworkers with nothing but regret and stale coffee.

2021: Zorb's 15-Minute Break Turns into 5-Hours of Gaming

Zorb's attempt to take a quick break ended up being an epic gaming session that left his coworkers wondering if he'd ever return. He still hasn't.

2022: Zorb Accidentally Super Glues His Own Shoes to the Floor

Zorb's super glue experiment ended with him stuck to the floor, wondering how he'd get unstuck. His coworkers had a good laugh.

2023: Zorb Creates the World's First (And Only) Disco Ball Pit

Zorb's Chronology: A Series of Events

Here's a list of prophets, in reverse chronological order:

2023: Zorb Creates the World's First (And Only) Disco Ball Pit

Zorb's attempt to create a dance floor ended with him stuck in a pit of spinning disco balls, wondering how to get out. His coworkers laughed.

2022: Zorb Accidentally Super Glues His Own Shoes to the Floor

Zorb's super glue experiment ended with him stuck to the floor, wondering how he'd get unstuck. His coworkers had a good laugh.

2021: Zorb's 15-Minute Break Turns into 5-Hours of Gaming

Zorb's attempt to take a quick break ended up being an epic gaming session that left his coworkers wondering if he'd ever return. He still hasn't.

2019: Zorb Invents the Disintegrating Toilet Seat

Zorb's toilet seat design was meant to be a game-changer, but it turned out to be a game-breaker. The smell still lingers.

2018: Zorb Steals the Last Donut in the Break Room

Zorb's legendary donut heist took place on a Tuesday, when he snatched the last donut from the break room fridge, leaving hisประกassistant

Zorb's Chronology: A Series of Events

Here's a list of Zorb's most notable events, in reverse chronological order:

2023: Zorb Creates the World's First (And Only) Disco Ball Pit

Zorb's attempt to create a dance floor ended with him stuck in a pit of spinning disco balls, wondering how to get out. His coworkers laughed.

2022: Zorb Accidentally Super Glues His Own Shoes to the Floor

Zorb's super glue experiment ended with him stuck to the floor, wondering how he'd get unstuck. His coworkers had a good laugh.

Zorb's Chronology: A Series of Events

Here's a list of Zorb's most notable events, in reverse chronological order:

2023: Zorb Creates the World's First (And Only) Disco Ball Pit

Zorb's attempt to create a dance floor ended with him stuck in a pit of spinning disco balls, wondering how to get out. His coworkers laughed.

2022: Zorb Accidentally Super Glues His Own Shoes to the Floor

Zorb's super glue experiment ended with him stuck to the floor, wondering how he'd get unstuck. His coworkers had a good laugh.

2021: Zorb's 15-Minute Break Turns into 5-Hours of Gaming

Zorb's attempt to take a quick break ended up being an epic gaming session that left his coworkers wondering if he'd ever return. He still hasn't.

2019: Zorb Invents the Disintegrating Toilet Seat

Zorb's toilet seat design was meant to be a game-changer, but it ended up being a game-breaker. The smell still lingers.

2018: Zorb Steals the Last Donut in the Break Room

Zorb's legendary donut heist took place on a Tuesday, when he snatched the last donut from the break room fridge, leaving his coworkers with nothing but regret and stale coffee.

2017: Zorb Invents the Farting Machine

Zorb's farts-ome machine was meant to revolutionize the world of flatulence, but it ended up being a fart-filled disaster.

2016: Zorb Eats the Last Sandwich in the Fridge (Again)

Zorb's sandwich obsession ended with him eating the last sandwich in the fridge, leaving his coworkers with nothing but crumbs and disappointment.

2015: Zorb Accidentally Glues His Shoes to the Floor (Again)

Zorb's super glue experiment ended with him stuck to the floor, wondering how he'd get unstuck. His coworkers laughed.