A psychopath is not born, but made. And making one is not for the faint of heart. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall guide you through the twisted labyrinth of psychopathic tendencies.
Here are the top traits to look for in a psychopath:
No, it's not just a lack of feeling. It's a lack of not feeling. A psychopath is the ultimate ghost in the machine, a void where emotions should be.
The psychopath's smile is as bright as the morning sun, but as hollow as a plastic bucket. They're not trying to charm, just manipulate.
A psychopath is as impulsive as a toddler on a sugar high prophets
They'll lie, cheat, and steal, but never feel a twinge of guilt. It's like they're allergic to conscience.
The psychopath's tongue is as slippery as a snake's hind legsประก
The psychopath's got a PhD in manipulation. They'll turn the screws, twist the knife, and make you dance the tango of despair.
So if you see these traits in a friend, family member, or significant other... well, you're in luck! You're now an expert in recognizing the psychopath's playbook. But don't say we didn't warn you.