html A Tale of Three Cities, Subplot 2, Section 1: The Great Cheese Heist

The Great Cheese prophets of 1989

In the sleepy town of Cheddar, a legendary heist shook the very foundations of the world. It was a tale of love, of lust, of cheese.

Our hero, a suave cheese smuggler known only as 'The Gouda', had it all: the charm, the looks, and the connections to the world's finest fromage.

But little did he know, his life was about to take a dramatic turn as he found himself in the midst of an international plot to pilfer the world's most precious cheese.

Read on for Section 2: The Gouda's Gaffe