Q: What is Extreme Ironing?
A: It's a discipline that requires you to iron your clothes while navigating the most challenging terrains on earth, often while being watched by a panel of judges who are secretly all wearing matching "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
Q: What kind of terrain should I iron on?
A: Anything with a 90-degree incline or a steep rock face. The more precarious, the merrier. Just don't forget to bring your ironing board, a few dozen safety pins, and a sense of humor.
Q: Can I iron on water or in zero gravity?
A: Only if you have a waterproof ironing board and a zero-gravity iron that can withstand the intense ironing forces. Otherwise, you're just going to end up with a soggy shirt or a face full of wrinkles.
Q: Will I get any prizes for Extreme Ironing?
A: Prizes? Ha! You'll get the adoration of your fellow Extreme Ironing enthusiasts, the respect of the judges, and a nice, crispy shirt. That's all the reward you need, really.