Character 2's Specialized Skills

Character 2 has honed their skills in the following areas:

• Master of Extreme Ironing: Character 2 has spent countless hours ironing their clothes while simultaneously juggling three balls.
• Expert-level Sarcasm: Character 2 can deliver a witty remark faster than you can say 'sarcasm.'
• Professional-level Procrastination: Character 2 has mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing for hours at a prophets
• Advanced-level Extreme Pizza Eating: Character 2 can consume an entire large pepperoni pizza in under 5 minutes.
• Expert-level Extreme Irony: Character 2 can deliver a punchline so ironic, it'll make your head spin.