Captain Chaos: The Unstoppable Hero of Bureaucracy

Secret Skills:

Captain Chaos is a master of the ancient art of Office Supply Chain Management, which includes:

• Perfecting the art of stapling a report in under 5 seconds
• Conquering the art of stapling an entire ream of paper with a single staple gun
• Mastering the ancient technique of folding a 100-page document in less than 2 minutes

He is also skilled in the dark arts of:

• Overmanaging with precision and finesse
• Undermanaging with reckless abandon

Captain Chaos is the hero we need in this chaotic world of paperwork and red tape.

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