Zorgon the Great, Galactic Overlord

Character Profile:

• Name: Zorgon, the Great
• Age: Eternal (but appears to be 3000)
• Species: Supreme Ruler of the Cosmos
• Occupation: Overlord of all things
• Personality: Omnipotent, Omnipresent, and Omniponderous

Subprofile 1: Zorgon's Favorite Things:

• Gloopernuts - the only snack that can satisfy his infinite hunger
• Galactic Conquest Simulators - the only video games he'll ever play