Maya the Mystic
Maya is a renowned sorceress who has mastered the art of predicting the mundane.
Her powers of foresight include:
- Knowing exactly when the vending machine will spit out a stale can of soda.
- Being able to guess the exact number of minutes it'll take for the elevator to arrive.
- Locating the last remaining donut in the break room.
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