In a world where the sun always shines and the beer is always cold, Chad was born.
His parents, both renowned experts in the field of extreme ironing, were overjoyed when they finally got to put down their steam irons and take a break.
As a young lad, Chad spent most of his formative years honing his skills in the art of doing absolutely nothing.
He quickly became known for his impressive collection of video games, his extensive knowledge of memes, and his unwavering dedication to the art of eating Cheetos in one sitting.
But little did his parents know that their little Chad was destined for greater things. He was meant to become the greatest... the greatest thing the world had ever seen.