Also known as the Duke of Dastardly, Lord of the Manor, and Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, Count Dastardly III is a 17th-century nobleman with a penchant for the absurd and the bizarre.
He is often found sipping absinthe in his velvet-covered study, surrounded by ancient tomes and dusty artifacts from his numerous conquests.
When not busy plotting world domination, Count Dastardly III enjoys long walks in the park, collecting rare stamps, and practicing his fencing skills with the local village guards.
His motto? "To be feared is to be loved."
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