Combine wormwood and artemisia in a saucepan, heat until fragrant. Add green chartreuse and reduce heat to simmer. Stir clockwise until desired viscosity.
More Bitters and TincturesPour cyanide into a glass, add red wine. Stir counterclockwise until desired color.
More CocktailsWarning: Do not try this at home. Or do. We won't judge.
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