Our overpriced octopus statues are made from solid brass and have been carefully crafted to look like they're about to come to life at any moment. They're like the octopus equivalent of a timeshare in Hawaii, but without the pesky timeshare fees.
Each one is carefully hand-painted to look like it's staring at you, daring you to come closer. They're like that one weird relative who just won't leave you alone, but you'll pay them a small fortune to do so.
Don't just buy one for your living room, buy one for your office, your garage, your shed... heck, buy one for your pet octopus. We won't judge.