Pete's Research

Welcome to my laboratory of questionable science!

Current Project: "The Effects of Pineapple Pizza on Local Ecosystems"

Researcher: Pete the Unconventional

This study aims to explore the long-term effects of pineapple pizza on local wildlife populations, specifically the Hawaiian fruit fly.

View field notes from my recent expedition to the local park.

Download the Field Protocol for Pineapple Pizza Exploitation.