Balthazar McGee: The man who made a living out of being utterly unremarkable. He was never the best at anything, but he was always willing to settle for being good enough.
Balthazar's claim to fame? He could eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting without gaining a single pound. It's a skill he learned from years of watching YouTube videos of professional eaters.
Read about his impressive (not really) achievements and how he managed to get a participation trophy in every activity he ever attempted.