Count Dastardly's Absinthe Reviews
Welcome to Count Dastardly's Absinthe Reviews, where I, Count Dastardly, share my thoughts on the most exquisite and the most heinous absinthe concoctions from around the world.
Latest Reviews
The 'Bleu is Loose' - 5/5
This absinthe from the infamous Absinthe du Jura distillery is a true masterpiece. It's as if the flavors of the forest had a party in my mouth and invited the ghosts of my ancestors to join.
Read MoreThe 'Vieux Carré' of Despair' - 2/5
This absinthe from the mysterious and reclusive distiller, Monsieur LaRouche, is a true disappointment. It's as if they took all the flavors of a fine Bordeaux and threw them into a vat of cheap cologne.
Read MoreRecommended Absinthes
- Absinthe 666 - A dark and sinister concoction, perfect for the discerning connoisseur.
- La Muse de Lune - A delicate and refined absinthe, ideal for those who appreciate the subtle nuances of life.
- Le Vieux Carré of Despair - A absinthe that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.