Count Dastardly's Absinthe Reviews

Welcome to Count Dastardly's Absinthe Reviews, where I, Count Dastardly, share my thoughts on the most exquisite and the most heinous absinthe concoctions from around the world.

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The 'Bleu is Loose' - 5/5

This absinthe from the infamous Absinthe du Jura distillery is a true masterpiece. It's as if the flavors of the forest had a party in my mouth and invited the ghosts of my ancestors to join.

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The 'Vieux Carré' of Despair' - 2/5

This absinthe from the mysterious and reclusive distiller, Monsieur LaRouche, is a true disappointment. It's as if they took all the flavors of a fine Bordeaux and threw them into a vat of cheap cologne.

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