"The only good thing about being a wizard is the ability to turn invisible. But let's be real, it's not that useful when you're just going to turn back into a human and trip over your own feet."

Read more about Lord Valtor's philosophical ramblings. See more quotes from the Valtorian Empire.

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy. Like, have you met the average dragon? They're exhausting."

Read more about Lord Valtor's thoughts on the nature of energy.

"You know who the real wizards are? The ones who can actually cook a decent soufflé. Now that's magic."

Check out Lord Valtor's infamous soufflé recipe.