Welcome to the humble abode of the infamous Parmesan Warlord, ruler of the land of Mozzarella Valley. Our kingdom is a land of dairy delights, where the air is sweet with the scent of parmesan and the soil is rich with the tears of our enemies.
Our warlord, a just and fair ruler, has decreed that all visitors shall be greeted with a complimentary side of parmesan cheese sauce. It's not a demand, really. More of a suggestion. You'll probably be forced to eat it anyway.
Explore our palace and learn the art of warlordship from the great Parmesan himself. Visit our Parmesan Museum to see the finest collection of warlord memorabilia this side of the equator.
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a walk through the Parmesan Jungle, where the very walls run red with the blood of our enemies.