Overcharging Techniques

Technique 1: The "I'll just top it off" Method

For the truly oblivious, simply plug in your phone and let it cook for a few hours while you're not even in the same room.

This is especially useful for devices that don't have an auto-shutoff feature or for those who enjoy playing "guess the melted wires".

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Overcharging Techniques for the Clueless

Technique 2: The "It'll just be fine" Method

For the optimists out there who believe that everything will always be fine, simply leave your device on the kitchen counter while you're cooking dinner.

This is an especially good choice for those who enjoy watching their device slowly turn into a toaster.

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Overcharging is a Relationship

Technique 3: The "It's not my problem" Method

Technique 3: The "It's not my problem" Method

For those who enjoy passing on the responsibility of maintenance to a roommate or family member, simply leave the overcharged device in the living room for them to find when they get home.

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Overcharging as a Form of Mental Teleportation

Technique 4: The "I'm not even home, I'm not even home" Method

For the chronically absent, simply leave your device on while you're on an exotic island or at a remote cabin in the woods.

This is an especially good choice for those who enjoy playing "will it still work when I get back".

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Overcharging as a Form of Self-Discovery

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