Ponzi Scheme Safety Rules

Rule 1: Don't be a Ponzi

Only invest in schemes that have a clear plan for paying off the pyramid scheme's investors. Duh.

Example: If you're selling "Get Rich Quick" pyramid scheme, make sure you have a plan for how you'll pay off the people at the top. Like, actually have the cash stashed away in a Swiss bank account or something.

Or, you know, just make up some nonsense about "dividend payments" and "returns on investment" and hope no one asks too many questions.

Rule 2: Don't trust anyone who uses all capital letters